Botanical Brew™ Laughing Lymphs Tea
Botanical Brews™ Laughing Lymphs Tea Blend
A vibrant loose-leaf infusion filled with colourful flowers, nourishing leaves, and earthy botanical roots.
Botanical Brews™ Laughing Lymphs Tea Blend combines cleavers, calendula, red clover, dandelion root, and nettle leaf in a refreshing, caffeine-free botanical infusion.
This handcrafted blend offers a pleasantly earthy flavour with delicate floral notes and a gentle herbal finish. Its colourful petals and leaves make every cup as beautiful as it is comforting.
Made in small batches in Penticton, British Columbia, it is a lovely addition to a mindful daily tea ritual.
Why You’ll Love It
A beautiful blend of flowers, leaves, and roots
Naturally caffeine-free
Pleasantly earthy with gentle floral notes
Delicious served warm or chilled
Handcrafted in small batches
Made without artificial colours or flavours
GMO-free and cruelty-free
Packaged in an earth-friendly kraft paper tube
Ingredients
Cleavers, calendula, red clover, dandelion root, and nettle leaf.
How to Prepare
For adults, add 1 to 2 teaspoons of loose tea to 250 mL, or 8 oz, of boiling water.
Cover tightly and steep for 10 to 15 minutes. Strain and enjoy warm.
If serving chilled, allow the prepared tea to cool before pouring it over ice. Refrigerate promptly and enjoy within 24 hours.
Suggested Ways to Enjoy
Sip during a quiet morning or afternoon break
Enjoy warm during cooler weather
Chill and serve over ice during the summer
Add a fresh lemon slice for a brighter flavour
Pairs Well With
Complete your Bloomaceuticals self-care ritual with:
Magnesium Hibiscus Bath Soak, for a colourful botanical bath
Magnesium Bliss Body Butter, for nourishing evening body care
Herbal Lip Balm, for simple everyday care
Glow Warrior Skin Serum, for a botanical skincare ritual
Do not combine this tea with Laughing Lymphs Tincture, diuretic products, blood-thinning herbs, or other lymphatic-focused products unless directed by a qualified healthcare practitioner.
Size
100 grams of handcrafted loose-leaf botanical tea.
Storage
Keep the tube tightly sealed and store it in a cool, dry place away from heat, moisture, and direct sunlight. Always use a clean, dry spoon when measuring.
Where to Purchase
Once licensed for sale, Botanical Brews™ Laughing Lymphs Tea Blend may be available through:
The Bloomaceuticals website
Etsy
Faire for approved wholesale retailers
Local markets and vendor events throughout Penticton and the South Okanagan
Availability may vary by market date, location, and inventory.
Important Disclaimer
For adult use only. Do not use during pregnancy or breastfeeding.
Do not use if you are allergic to calendula, dandelion, or other plants in the daisy or aster family. Consult a qualified healthcare practitioner before use if you have a medical condition or take prescription medications, especially diuretics, blood thinners, blood pressure medications, or diabetes medications.
Red clover contains naturally occurring isoflavones. Consult a healthcare practitioner before use if you have a hormone-sensitive condition or use hormonal medication.
Discontinue use and seek medical advice if an adverse reaction occurs. Keep out of reach of children.
Use only as directed on the final authorized product label. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

